Quotes from Scribbling Rivalry
Christie: In order to protect our independence I have to demonstrate that I can make the tought choices, so they give us money without sending in a venture capitalist to oversee us. Do you know why they'd do that?
Lily: Tell me.
Christie: Because I'm a person with breasts.
Lily: Can you believe I say words like "sticky eyeballs" and "webmaster?" I might as well go out and get my tongue pierced.
Rick: Are we still on for tonight?
Lily: Mmm.
Rick: I'll pick you up in my webmaster mobile.
Lily: Will you be wearing your webmaster cape?
Rick: You bet, baby, and not much else.
Lily: It's not fratricide. What is it when sisters kill each other? Sistercide?
Christie: If I'd known you were coming I would have rescheduled my disaster.
Lily: Compared to Christie I was raised to be a geisha.
Zoe: So, I got an extra sweater, and she got five more years of a non-divorced family. I think that means you owe me a computer.
Christie: Lily, where's all this political savvy coming from?
Lily: I have two kids at home with major sibling issues, this is nothing.
Grace: Do you ever find yourself being a much more horrible person than you really are?
Lily to Judy: I'm so sorry that I tried to kill you when you were a week old.
Grace: Zoe.
Zoe: You can stop apologizing, I'm not always going to hate you.
Grace: Why not?
Zoe: It's impractical. I may need something from you someday in the distant future.
Grace: I can't wait.
Zoe: Maybe I'm going to get my period.
Grace: You're a little young.
Zoe: But that would explain me getting all emotional, right?
Grace: I guess, or it could just be that I've been kinda mean.
Zoe: If I don't get my period by tomorrow then that's it, you're mean.
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