Quotes from Ozymandias 2.0
Rick: Real buildings stand in the real world, Miles.
Miles: What do you suppose we could do about that?
Rick: About what?
Miles: Reality.
David: Drugs.
Miles: Ah, David, always so close to clever.
David: Thank you, Miles.
David: It's like he's the ultimate alpha male and everyone's supposed to urinate submissively in his presence and I simply refuse to squat and he doesn't like that.
Miles: Before is over. After is about to begin.
Rick: You're serious.
Miles: Almost always.
Lily: Who's Drentell bringing?
Rick: Madeline Albright or Madonna, depends who's in town.
David: I took it for granted that he's going to have two guys here with sunglasses and no necks to keep me out.
Rick: You have such a vivid fantasy life, why bother paying for cable?
Judy: It's a dinner. You've had dinner before, I know, I've seen you eat.
Eli: You'd make a really cool bad guy in a James Bond movie with a suit like this.
Rick: Look out for the cyanide cuff buttons.
Zoey: So is this a date or what?
Lily: I think it's an "or what."
Rick: I don't know if I'm wearin' it or just helping it move through the world.
Miles: When she was five she appeared nude in a commercial for baby shampoo produced by my ad agency. I'm sure that's significant, I'm just not sure how.
Lily: Don't ever give me that look again.
Lily: When will our hormones catch up with our social skills?
Judy: Right after we get those personal jet packs and they put in the moving sidewalks.
Rick: It seems like there used to be time for a man to... I don't know... wander. Not any more. Nowadays they throw things at you so fast you have to make up your mind before you know if it's an opportunity or a trap. Y'know, brass rings and hand grenades coming at you a hundred miles an hour. A fella has to... has to choose.
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