Quotes from Moving On


Rick: By the way, how do you feel about your, uh, toaster.
Lily: I love my toaster.
Rick: You do.
Lily: Why?
Rick: No reason.

Zoe: She is so bizarre.
Grace: Zoe, if you don't shut your mouth, I'm seriously going to maim you.

Carla to Eli: I don't think I would exist without you.

Grace: What about graduation?
Eli: What about it?
Grace: Don't you care?
Eli: Not a much as I do for Carla.

Carla: Your cat tried to scratch me.
Grace: I don't have a cat.

Rick: I have something I want to say to you and before you do anything I want you to hear me out.
Eli: What makes you think I don't know everything you're going to say?
Rick: Because I don't know what I'm going to say.

Eli: What makes you think you have the right to tell me anything?
Rick: Because I am your father and I have lived longer than you have.
Eli: Look how that turned out.


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