Quotes from Won't Someone Please Help George Bailey Tonight
Lily: I love you.
Rick: I'm counting on that.
Karen: Look, Bob, do you mind telling me what this is about?
Bob: Oh, I'm sorry, I just... actually, I... I'm just happy to see you.
Karen: So you can trick me into revealing more about my ex-husband?
Bob: I was trying to do my job, Karen.
Karen: So were the marshals who tore up his apartment while my children were there.
Amanda: Hey, Rick, we're going to the Crazy Greek. You want the same tuna sandwich you've eaten all year?
Rick: Uh, no, just get me a tuna sandwich.
Lily: Oh, Rick, we have to celebrate. I mean, we... how come we never have any champagne in this house?
Rick: We'll have to wait for the wedding.
Lily: The wedding! Oh, my God, we're getting married. What a great idea that is.
Rick: Nobody watches this show, do they?
Lily: Nobody I know.
Karen: It's so peaceful here.
Judy: Yeah, kind of a monastic feel.
Judy: We never talk about you, I swear to God.
Eli: Look at that nose. How could you wake up in the morning with a nose like that?
Lily: Am I gonna get to see you tonight.
Rick: Oh, I'm having dinner with Arnold so he can tell me I have no money.
Lily: Whoa!
Rick: Yeah, I bumped into some folks from work. We had a drink.
Lily: Or six.
Rick: Or ten.
Judy: Some men would rather have their tongues cut out than talk about their feelings.
Bob: You are the most beautiful, smartest, most intense, sexiest woman I have ever encountered in my entire life.
Karen: Oh.
Rick: I need to speak to you alone.
Miles: How quaint the belief that privacy can preserve one's dignity.
Rick: I have no business now, to speak of, and I have no reputation. I'm not respected by your children, and I'm not respected by mine, I have a feeling. And I have been shown to be... publicly, to be, either a fool or a criminal, whichever comes first. In this case, I think... I think fool comes first. And I don't know... I don't know if I can marry you, because I don't know what I have... that would be of any value... any value to you. I never believed that I could have a free ride. I never believed that I could have a free ride, or should have one, or... or whatever, and so I don't why you would want to marry someone like me who is just basically ready to... to run away, to just run away before I... I screw anything else up.
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