Quotes from Armageddon
Rick: Well, how do I make 'em not pink?
Lily: I don't think you can. Sorry.
Grace: I think they're kinda cool, actually.
Rick: You don't have to wear them.
Rick: So, do we think this much slate exists? They'll have to dig up Rhode Island to find this much slate.
Lily: She's so lively.
Eli: Yeah, lively, that's her.
Jessie: She's bizarro.
Eli: No, that describes you.
James: Our president gave us all a great lesson in that a couple years ago, didn't he? The dumbest thing you can ever do is lie to a grand jury.
Lily: You said you didn't trust him.
Judy: I didn't trust him emotionally, you don't get sent to prison for that.
Lily: You have nothing to be ashamed of. I don't care what these people say.
Rick: No, these people can make putting on your pants seem like a criminal conspiracy.
Rick: Why did you come here?
Miles: To tell you that what you did was remarkable, even if no one ever sees it but me.
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