Quotes from Best of Enemies
Rick: What smells so good?
Lily: Lasagna.
Rick: During the week?
Lily: Okay, the next person who says that doesn't get to eat any.
Judy: You're very supportive.
Lily: Why shouldn't I be?
Judy: You should be. I'm not criticizing you.
Lily: Are you sure?
Judy: Yes, sweetie, when I criticize you, you'll know it.
Rick: I'm sorry to have besmirched the good name of your sister.
Lily: Someone once described skiing as standing in a cold shower ripping up hundred dollar bills.
Judy: Lily, it's okay to want a wedding.
Lily: No, it's somehow embarassing at my age.
Judy: That's completely ridiculous. You're entitled to every bit of happiness you can grab onto.
Judy: Does this mean you're gonna hate me now?
Rick: It's not as if I've been your biggest supporter.
Judy: Oh.
Rick: Does this mean you're gonna hate me more?
Judy: Not possible.
Judy: I'm worried that he'll sit in my chair at dinner, that he'll drink out of my coffee mug....
Lily: Oh, Judy...
Judy: ...that I won't be able to call you at 2 o'clock in the morning when I have a bad date.
Lily: You never do that.
Judy: But I could.
Lily: Yeah, of course you could.
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