Quotes from Forgive Us Our Trespasses


Lily: You're not asleep?
Rick: I'm not.
Lily: I was trying not to move because I thought you were asleep.
Rick: I though you were asleep.
Lily: I can't sleep.
Rick: So, you can't sleep, I can't sleep.... What do you want to do?
Lily: Guess.

Rick fighting with ice cream: You know, it's a good thing the Titanic didn't run into this.

Rick fighting with ice cream: I just realized I hate ice cream.

Grace: That's Jenica, by the way.
Judy: Jenica.
Zoey: A combination of Jessica and Jennifer.
Judy: I see.
Zoey: A person's name should be either Jessica or Jennifer, not both.

Zoey: I better go change.
Grace: Into what? A person who needs a bra?

Judy: He's always treated Tiffany like she's some rabbit he pulled out of a hat that he can't get to disappear.

Lily: You can't just hold things against people for the rest of their lives.
Rick: You can't?

Judy: This is just so me. I can't even get a competent stalker who knows what he's doing.

Judy: It's an egg coddler. It... it coddles eggs, supposedly. There's no instruction booklet, but how hard could coddling be?

Judy: Have you been calling my machine and then hanging up?
Will: Well, I kind of thought of it as chickening out, but yeah.


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