Quotes from Standing Room Only


Rick: How dare we be happy?

Al: You learn to dance, you'll always have something to enjoy together... barring some crippling accident.

Lily: This is Rick in his underwear. Get used to it.

Lily: Don't worry, I'm impressed.
Rick: I hope so, it's all I care about, afterall.

Lily: Did everybody get a yam?

Lily: Why did I make yams? Nobody likes yams.

Rick: I love yams.

Rick: I hate yams.

Judy: Wait 'til he forgets to buy the toilet paper.

Tiffany: Is it a boy or a girl?
Doctor: Well, it's too soon to tell. Right now it's a gummy bear. In four weeks it'll be a little fish.

Lily: Are you happy, Jake?
Jake: Oh, well, that's the question, isn't it. Not as happy as I once was.
Lily: Thank you.

Lily: When did you get nice?
Jake: I try to hide it as best I can.

Lily: I hate this. Let's just live in the car.


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