Quotes from Theives Like Us
Rick: Well, this isn't quite as nightmarish as usual.
Lily: Let's not play Monopoly, though.
Rick: When's your birthday?
Lily: End of the month. Don't look so stricken, I'm not expecting anything... much.
Zoe to Jessie: If you have anything you don't want, I'll take it.
Rick: Did I not see some scotch around here somewhere?
Lily: Not in there, that's where I hide the chocolate.
Rick: It's your mom's birthday coming up.
Grace: Not for two weeks.
Rick: Well, that's what "coming up" means.
Carla: I don't even wear glitter. I mean, glitter is so over. People's mothers wear glitter now.
Rick: Sometimes people just behave in ways that you can't...
Grace: You can't explain?
Rick: Exactly. Y'know, you're going along and... and suddenly you find yourself doing something, and you don't want to do it, but you can't
Grace: You can't not do it.
Rick: And it's crazy, because it doesn't seem like something you would do, it doesn't seem like you...
Grace: But you don't want to be you, that's why you're doing it. Probably.
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