Quotes from Love's Laborer's Lost


Lily: I'm so happy for you.
Judy: Don't be happy yet. Be cautiously apprehensively optimistically skeptical.

Carla: Let's go upstairs.
Eli: What? My dad's gonna be home any minute.
Carla: That's why they invented doors.

Carla: You must eat out a lot.
Rick: Actually, we order in a lot.

Judy: He's so normal. How does he do it? In my life, a third date usually turns into some sort of twelve-step meeting, lots of purging and confessing, which in exactly three more dates turns in on itself and sends both parties running in terror.

Judy: I don't know if he dresses well 'cause every time I look at him I see him naked.
Karen: Wait, uh, naked is good.
Judy: Yes, but I've done a lot of naked, and it's a well-known fact, eventually you have to get dressed.
Karen: Who said that?
Judy: Plato.

Rick: Do you believe in reincarnation?
Lily: Why?
Rick: Because I think Miles Dentrell was a pharoah in a former life.
Lily: Let my boyfriend go.

Judy: Why did it have to be good? There are times in life when bad sex is the right thing. Bad sex with your ex, that's good. Bad sex with people who are wrong for you, who you are not gonna be with.

Lily to Judy: You have so much to offer. I don't care if it's with Will, or Paul, or George or Ringo.


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