Quotes from Thanksgiving

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Jessie: "Come on, this is a holiday. Why is everybody acting so non-holidayish?"
Eli: "Non-holidayish isn't a word."

Lily: "It's not real to them."
Judy: "Neither are we."
Lily: "Can you say nervous breakdown?"
Judy: "Can you say Barbados? 'Cause that's where we're going to be next year, Bar-ba-dos."

Phil: "We know he's not perfect, that sometimes he looks before he leaps, makes mistakes sometimes...."
Barbara: "Doesn't look before he leaps."
Phil: "What did I say?"

Lily: "It's amazing, they get out of that rental car and I'm so happy to see them and within five minutes they've destroyed my will to live."

Rick: "Hello?"
Lily: "Help."
Rick: "I'm so glad it's you."

Barbara: "I know why you're doing this."
Lily: "I know why I'm doing this too, mom."
Judy: "A little louder, I don't think the neighbors heard why."

Grace: "Do you hate daddy? That's how you act."
Lily: "I do?"
Grace: "Sometimes."
Zoe: "A lot of the times."

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