Quotes from the Pilot


"My kids are not big on stoicism, I'm afraid." -Lily
"A useless virtue." -Rick

"She blames it on the divorce, actually. She blames global warming on the divorce." -Rick

"Are you gonna go out with Grace's mom? That is so cool." -Eli
"I am not going out with Grace's mom, no. I'm calling... I'm calling to find out if the girl... if Grace's girl... if Grace, the girl, is okay." -Rick

"She can't get remarried. She's not divorced yet." -Grace

"I think I should go out on dates before you do." -Grace
"Who's stopping you?" -Lily
"Nobody's asking me!" -Grace

"Oh, well, they're pretty used to it by now. They just asked me if you were older than twenty-five or not." -Rick
"So is that how old most of your dates are?" -Lily

"The worst thing is when you get good at dating, like it's an art-form instead of something real happening." -Rick

"When I was younger I just ate what was put in front of me, and maybe I was happier." -Lily

"I'm basically spending the whole dinner trying not to kiss her." -Rick

"I swore I wouldn't do this." -Lily
"Why are you so soft?" -Rick

"I don't want you to marry anybody but daddy." -Lily's youngest
"Honey, I am not marrying anybody including daddy." -Lily

"When he said we should go bowling, I thought, 'Well, that's the end of this relationship.'" -Lily

"I'm not ready to... let you go home yet." -Rick

"What are you, kidding? You just got separated. I know you're not going to sleep with me on the second date." -Rick
"What makes you think I don't want to just get it over with?" -Lily
"Do you?" -Rick
"No." -Lily

"Mommy, you missed a button." -Lily's youngest

"Do you understand that what happened between us doesn't happen that often?" -Rick
"I know." -Lily
"And you would walk away from it?" -Rick


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